Hey guys.
Err - first of all, are there any guys at all out here?!
Sniff sniff. All the other blogs get loads of traffic, hundreds of pageviews a day, and dozens of comments. Only this one gets none.
?!
Wow!
I mean - did you notice that?
I was, like, wallowing in self-pity and all, and look what I suddenly typed! Go back, read - 'Only this one gets none.'
It sounds so cool, eh?!! Rhymes!
Hey...what about if I use this as my blog's motto? It'll be awesome!! And then I'll be famous and then I'll get traffic and then I'll get pageviews and then I'll get comments and then your blog's fame will decrease - oh, sorry. That slipped out.
So, guys, whaddya say to my question?
What if I use this as my blog's motto?
[No answer for several minutes.]
Oh. Yeah. Got it. Sniff. There are no guys at all out here.
'Only this one gets none.'
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