Tuesday, 17 September 2013

On The Boring Style Of This Blog

                                                                                JMJ
                                                                             Jesus
This boring post’s boring dedication is to the boring style of this boring blog.
Guess you got the point.
This blog uses a very drab and senseless sense of humour. None of the apparent jokes made by the author can get you smiling. All the posts, save one or two, are so short. Some of them just have the usual JMJ and God bless, and nothing between. This blog tries to be different by being point-blank. It pleads and begs with readers in a very undignified fashion to comment, and increase traffic. Also, it asks for unneeded donations for the purchase of the green tea that he drinks in the morning. In addition to these it tries (and fails) to name its posts in an interesting way to grab attention.
The author is also thinking about making 9 or 10 google accounts and comment on the posts extensively to make the readers think that many people visit this blog. He uses many underhand methods to try to gain popularity, but the chances of such a boring author gaining popularity are as bleak as the moon crashing into Earth and getting impaled on Mount Everest in the next few hours are very bleak indeed.
The only good thing in this blog is the JMJ, Jesus, and God bless of the posts.
Yup. If there's one person that's not boring, that's God.
He. Is. Awesome.
Everything else is drab.
Any suggestions to make this post more boring can be made in your comments. Your suggestions will not at all be appreciated.

Jesus bless you.

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